I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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