I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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