my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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