Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
