Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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