i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Verdict: uncircumcised.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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