I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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