I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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