if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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