"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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