I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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