Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just pee around me
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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