i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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