So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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