i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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