somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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