I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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