I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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