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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.

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  You might as well just give her the money now.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.

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  I hate you.

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  To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake

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• (650): View more from California

  they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.

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• (831): View more from California

  He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.

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