Can Purell be used as lube?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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