Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(949): View more from California

I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage

Fav 45 4122 1007
share tweet
(760): View more from California

I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night

Fav 14 4246 855
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(407): View more from Florida

Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow

Fav 5 3829 1126
share tweet
(713): View more from Texas

I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk

Fav 7 1526 3132
share tweet
If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things
Read it at the TFLN blog
(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....

Fav 3 2237 1106
share tweet
(845): View more from New York

he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"

(845): View more from New York

where do u find these people!?

Fav 8 2986 1160
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(774): View more from Massachusetts

And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry

Fav 2 743 1505
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(310): View more from California

I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.

Fav 3 365 549
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(863): View more from Florida

After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.

Fav 0 92 19
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT