I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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