i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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