so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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