We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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