when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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