I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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