we have pet lesbian snakes
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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