Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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