I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i just google imaged poop.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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