On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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