Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
