Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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