walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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