Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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