If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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