The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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