Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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