I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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