who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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