This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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