The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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