The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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