Its about making memories worth repressing
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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