so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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