Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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