so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Ikea night.
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Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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