Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
