How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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