I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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