Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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