Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
