Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm passing your future prison.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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