please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my being single is dangerous.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
The Olympian is in my bed
I love you.
Bad choice
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