He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I have feelings that need drinking.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
