Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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