This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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