sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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