remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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