my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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